just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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