There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
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