Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
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Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
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I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
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