He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
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woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
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By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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