i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
You're completely useless in the revolution.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
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just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
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Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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