So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
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