just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
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