Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
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