dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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