You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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