He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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