But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
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I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
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Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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