you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
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i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
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The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
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