I can tuck mytits in my pants
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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