i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
Of course I have a pirate flag
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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