Where did you get a picture of my penis
I'm eating all of the evidence.
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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