My hand turned me down
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
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i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
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Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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