Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
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the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
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I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
there is glitter all over my balls
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
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