There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
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