Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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