wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
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If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
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He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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