i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
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i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
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After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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