What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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