Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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