Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
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