a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
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Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
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I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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