wrigley field is MILF paradise
I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
Pants 0. Shit 1.
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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