Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
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We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
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My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
i think i just lost a toe
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
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