Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
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I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
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What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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