tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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