You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
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I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
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it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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