Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Randomize
