That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
Semen is not good for contacts.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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