just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
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All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
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He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
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