I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
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Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
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I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
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