yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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