grandma shit on top of the toilet
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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