the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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