just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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