SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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