Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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