Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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