I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
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I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
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Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
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