i just google imaged poop.
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
The following message is brought to you by IMSOFUCKINGSORRY. Dude I'm really sorry I got you arrested last night. You are allowed to choose a repayment plan from the following options: Money, weed, or a single kick to the balls any time within the next calender months. Repayment outside of the aforementioned options can be negotiated and considered within reason.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
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