It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
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