so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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