The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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