dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
Randomize
