In the future we'll all be gay
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
Randomize
