I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
your like the ambassador to my penis.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
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