Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
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Now he's lighting his socks on fire
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
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He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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