ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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