Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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