my phone needs a breathalizer
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
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I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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