is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
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