Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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